Have you heard of the new Computer virus? The virus is called Windows, and while not itself new, A new strain is even more dangerous than the last.
It installs bloat on your PC that slows down your CPU and uses almost half of your ram, and installs spyware that tracks your every keystroke. But the worst part is that you have to pay 100 to change your desktop background and another 100 to use office programs, and remove ads on startup.
(rant)
(linux)
(windows)